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As we enter into year four of TNML the love and respect that has been formed between each team continues to amaze. The poet Huey Lewis said it best, "The power of love is a curious thing." What else could explain each captain basically saying "fuck it, let's roll it back," when the draft was intentionally set up to try and change teams up.
To illustrate the following combos have been together since year 1:
1. Big Phil/Collier/Eddie (Ben has been with this group for 3 of the 4 years)
2. MD/KC/Josh
3. Saller/Elliot/Zinski/Coleman
Much like your fantasy football league everyone leaves the draft thinking they drafted the best team possible. But did they? Let's recap:
Big Phil - A++
This is what is referred to in the men's league universe as a "Field Fucking Draft." Bold, ballsy moves in taking Collier over Elliot and then Eddie over Zinski and Josh. Then taking Erik over electing to go with 4 players. If there was a grade better than an A++ Big Phil would get it.
Saller - F
After wearing iron covers for the last two summers Saller spent the offseason thinking about what holes he needed to fill. Apparently the only hole was Parker. Lot of pressure on Joe now.
MD - F
Remember when Jordan retired the first time and the Bulls replaced him with Pete Myers? Well MD replaced Jack with Jay and Parker. Pretty comparable.
Best Pick: Collier
Worst Pick: Josh
Most Surprising Pick: Coleman (really thought Matt would go a different direction)
Least Surprising Pick: KC
Most Disappointing Pick(s): How did we let these three (see picture) end up on the same team?
Season is officially here. Can't wait!
The most anticipated season of TNML is upon us. Completely new teams, Jack gone, Jay in. Is it better to draft first? Maybe, have your pick of the A players, but there's a lot of picks between one and six. Get the third pick and you get stuck with Collier but you get your pick of the rest of the field. And that is just the start of the draft conversation. What about:
1. Can Micah step out of Jack's shadow and win a championship on his own? Is he more Kobe or more Pippen?
2. How much was Saller holding Elliot back?
3. Since Coleman has had a full year of that steroid laced water in Gunter how much distance has he gained off the tee?
4. If Kyle is not on Micah's team will he play or sit out a year? If he sits out, can Tiz take his spot?
5. How long till Jay figures out he got the spot because his sleeping with the head pro and the league thought we would be invincible with him on the roster?
6. Can the league outdo itself and go over 160 shots of fireball this year on fireball night?
7. Where the hell is our trophy? Looking at you MD.....
8. Is Parker still holding on to that bullshit 20 handicap? Getting 2 pops on number 2 is crap...unless he's on the commissioner's team this year. Then it is needed and completely valid.
9. Did Josh's golf game improve over the offseason as much his ability to shotgun a beer?
10. Do executives at Coors Light refer to the TNML season as their Catalina Wine Mixer
11. Anyone need a new set of iron covers?
12. Outside of TNML will Big Phil touch a club more than 1 time this summer?
13. How will the community respond if Ben and Eddie take advantage of Kiowa's adopt a tee box program, adopt number 5 and cultivate a mini weed farm? Will anyone really even notice?
14. What kind of snacks will Zinski bring this year? Can we maybe get a brisket or something fireball night?
15. Is this the year Erik realized this is a COMPETITIVE golf league?
16. Is it a standing rule that Saller's team will always go off last?
17. What is Jack going to do on Thursday nights?
18. Will Joe's new team be able to keep their mouths shut when they use Boo's tee shot 9 times a night?
19. If Joe still sucks this year will he at least still make funny comments?
20. How many more years will we be fortunate enough to have a commissioner that gives his blood, sweat and tears to the league without any regard to his family or job?
The wait is over Let's Fucking Go!
"Show daddy them fucking titties."
"It's like a condom man, doesn't feel real great coming out but it's a safe shot."
"Bro, this is good right?"
"Hey Jack, do you think you could convince Micah to draft me?"
"Always go out a champion"
"Am I lined up right Biff?"
"Hey Buddy!"
"Can't believe we're playing for 14 weeks this year!"
"Does this league seriously last 14 weeks this year?!"
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